Dog Jokes - Some Puns May be Included!
It is possible that we love dog jokes because we love dogs, but we are also huge fans of dad jokes. If you are like us, you will love these light-hearted jokes about dogs.
1. Why do dogs run in circles? Because it's hard to run in squares!
2. What do you get when you cross a sheepdog with a rose? A collie-flower!
3. Why do dogs always race to the door when the doorbell rings? It’s hardly ever for them.
4. What kind of dog likes taking a bath? A: a shampoodle!
5. Why did the snowman name his dog "Frost"? Because "Frost" bites!
6. What dog keeps the best time? A watchdog!
7. Which dog breed absolutely LOVES living in the city? A New Yorkie!
8. What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador.
9. After a talking Sheepdog gets all the sheep in the pen, he reports back to the farmer: “All 40 accounted for.” “But I only have 36 sheep,” says the farmer. “I know,” says the Sheepdog. “But I rounded them up.”
10. What type of markets do dogs avoid? A: Flea markets!
11. Why are dogs like phones? Because they have collar IDs
12. It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking and I saw a little boy staring in at me. “Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked. “It sure is,” I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then toward the back of the van. Finally, he said, “What'd he do?”
13. What breed of dog does Dracula have? A Bloodhound!
14. Why is a tree like a big dog? They both have a lot of bark!
15. What does a dog get when she finishes obedience school? Her pet-degree!
16. Which dog breed is guaranteed to laugh at all of your jokes? A Chi-ha-ha!
17. Why did the Dalmatian go to the eye doctor? He kept seeing spots!
18. What's a dog's favorite breakfast food? Pooched eggs!
19. What did the dog say to the flea? Quit bugging me!
20. What do you do if a dog chews your dictionary? Take the words right out of his mouth!
21. What do you call it when a cat wins a dog show? A CAT-tastrophy!
22. What did the hungry Dalmatian say after his meal? “That hit the spots!"
23. What's a dog's favorite instrument? A trombone!
24. What did the dog say when he sat on some sandpaper? That's ruffffffff!!
25. Which dog breed chases anything that's red? A bull dog!
26. What's a dog's favorite kind of pizza? Pupperoni pizza!
27. What kinds of stores do dogs love the most? Re-tail stores!
28. How do fleas travel from place to place? By itch-hiking!
29. What do you call a great dog detective? Sherlock Bones!
30. What did the waiter say to the dog when he brought out her food? Bone Appetit!
31. Why was the dog sweating so much? She was a hot dog!
32. How are a dog and a marine biologist alike? One wags a tail and the other tags a whale
33. Why can't dogs work the DVD remote? Because they always hit the paws button!
34. Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs? Because you might step in a poodle!
35. What did one flea say to the other? Should we walk or take a dog?
36. Why aren't dogs good dancers? Because they have two left feet!
37. What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver!
38. What do you get when you cross a cocker spaniel, a poodle, and a rooster? A cockerpoodledoo!
39. What do chemists' dogs do with their bones? They barium!
40. What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator? A friend you can count on.
41. What do you call a large dog that meditates? Aware wolf.
42. What do you get if you cross a Beatle and an Australian dog? Dingo Starr!
43. Did you hear about the dog who couldn't stop talking like a horse? A: It was a dog and pony show.
44. What do you call a cold dog? A: A Chilli Dog.
45. How do dog catchers get paid? By the pound!
46. Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart? He was CON-fused!
47. What happened when the dog went to the flea circus? A: He stole the show!
48. What do dogs do after they finish obedience school? They get their masters.
49. What breed of dog tells off-color jokes? A smutt.
50. What's a dog's favorite dessert? Pupcakes!
World Dog Finder team