27 Of Our favorite Poodle quotes

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Poodles are a truly unique dog breed in the canine kingdom. They are versatile service dogs, intelligent, friendly, and incredibly smart. Poodles are considered the second most intelligent dog breed, right behind the brilliant Border Collie. We love so many things about these dogs, from their crazy hairstyles that remind us of the 80’s fashion to their clownish nature and love for their owners.

As you can imagine, we are not the only ones that developed a slight Poodle obsession. There are hundreds of thousands, if not millions, of Poodle owners across the globe that are crazy about these dogs. That is why we have decided to put all of our favorite Poodle quotes in one place. Here’s what dog owners, poets, philosophers, and breed lovers said about Poodles.

Our favorite Poodle  quotes

1. “Love is the emotion that a woman feels always for a Poodle dog and sometimes for a man.” - George Jean Nathan

2. “I wonder if other dogs think Poodles are members of a weird religious cult?” - Rita Rudner

3. “They're not Poodles, they're art.” - Rachael Leigh Cook

4. “Every day I grapple between I'm going to get married and I'm going to spend the rest of my life alone with a Poodle.” - SZA

5. “It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a Poodle.” - Brad Garrett

6. “A Miniature Poodle is not not a dog just because it's miniature.” - Alan Stern

7. “Pomeranians speak only to Poodles and Poodles speak only to God.” - Charles Kuralt

8. “What's that?" "That's my attack Poodle.” - Ilona Andrews

9. “Love is the infinite placed within the reach of Poodles. I have my dignity!” - Louis-Ferdinand Celine

10.  “There's nothing so similar to one Poodle dog as another Poodle dog, and that goes for women, too.” - Pablo Picasso

11. “I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a Poodle.” - Jennifer Lawrence

12. “I gave you three proofs of witchcraft. A cat that drinks blood! A horse that talks! And a man who propagates POODLES!” - Richard Curtis

13. “I've got a checklist of things I want - including a Brit, a Grammy, an Oscar, and a white poodle. Sometimes it gets lonely, and I want a baby too! I'm ticking things off the list.” - Joss Stone

14. “I used to breed Poodles. I liked them because they were fluffy and so cute - and honestly, they make a lot of money when you sell them!” - Raven-Symone

15. “Italian men are like show Poodles. Sometimes they look so good I want to applaud.” - Elizabeth Gilbert

16. “Whoever said diamonds are a girl’s best friend clearly never had a Poodle”

17. “I’ve learned you can’t judge a book by its cover. I think you are very intelligent despite your good looks.”

18. “My dog is half Pit Bull half Poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip.”

19. “Life is good, but Poodles make it better.”

20. “Even the tiniest Poodle is lionhearted, ready to do anything to defend home, master, and mistress.” - Louis Sabin

21. “Why can’t Poodles dive underwater? Because perms shouldn’t get wet.”

22. “What a beautiful world would it be if people had kind hearts like Poodles.”

23. “We don’t always need advice. Sometimes, all we need is a hand to hold, an ear to listen, and a heart that understands. Sometimes, all we need is a Poodle.”

24. “If one is of the masculine gender, a Poodle is the insignia of one’s deviation.” - Mart Crowley

25. “You can’t expect a Poodle to guard your house the way a Doberman Pinscher does, and you can’t expect a Doberman Pinscher to jump in your lap the way a Poodle does. Some people are just animals of a certain nature, and they are always going to have certain impulses that motivate them.” - Rita Rudner

26. “Look, I’m still a goateed guy with a bunch of tattoos, but I’ve got a Poodle and not a Pit Bull. I don’t kick boxes, and I don’t scream at other people.” - Richard Rawlings

27. “There is something about the human condition. I don’t think dogs are like, “If only I was a poodle instead of a golden retriever, I’d be totally happy.” Dogs are happy with who they are.” - Michael Ian Black

World Dog Finder team